Another Totally Random Affair...

Yet again you are dangling from a bridge being blackmailed into selling nuclear candy. No? I'm surprised. Then again, who is going to be reading this when your facing death? You? oh.
Anyway, lets stop listening to my rambling nonsense and get to the weirdo things which go unnoticed in this world.
*Why is  T  tea called tea? Why do we associate tee with England? It's comes from Asia!
 *What is it with the word governor and Brits? 
*People... Sherlock Holmes never originally said "Elementary, my dear Watson"
*Rooibos (Redbush) tea (a South African tea) is brown, not red.
*Why is Spring called Spring? Autumn is Fall, and that makes sense, cause leaves fall. But what's jumping in spring?