Thursday, 4 October 2012

Bum Muffles

As you all probably know by now, I post about the most random topics that have ever surfaced into my mind. Here is a particularly weird early morning quirk.
Whilst my family and I were having our after breakfast tea, this dialogue was present...

Charlotta: My bum muffles hurt...
Oops! Bum Muscles...

Mother: Muffles... A silent fart! (uproarious laughter)

Sister: Like when you think the cat or dog has done it!

Why have I told you this? Because I honestly don't think you will read it anywhere else.

Bum Muffles!

ps. I'm sorry if this offends some old bags - get over yourself!

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