As you all probably know by now, I post about the most random topics that have ever surfaced into my mind. Here is a particularly weird early morning quirk.
Whilst my family and I were having our after breakfast tea, this dialogue was present...
Charlotta: My bum muffles hurt...
Oops! Bum Muscles...
Mother: Muffles... A silent fart! (uproarious laughter)
Sister: Like when you think the cat or dog has done it!
Why have I told you this? Because I honestly don't think you will read it anywhere else.
ps. I'm sorry if this offends some old bags - get over yourself!